eating disorder jokes

Anorexics put the "die" into diet.


I've got a new anorexic girlfriend,

but i'm seeing less and less of her.


Life is like a box of chocolates: it doesn't last as long for fat people.

I woke up last night by the bulimic in the flat above me.

I banged on the ceiling and shouted, "For fuck's sake! Keep it down!

Buffet prices:

Adults:___.$ 10
Children:__$.. 5
Bulimics:__$ 20
Anorexics:.$.. 0 
BED:_____$ 50
Pica______We'll send a bill 

What did the anorexic want to be for Halloween? 

A skeleton. 

Mine:

Addicted people have more compassion for people in prison.

Don't ask people with a secret E.D. what their definition of freedom is. They won't tell.